Master Foo vs Master Koh

Two kung-fu masters were carrying on about their respective skills. "Why, my reflexes are such that you will not believe," boasted Master Foo and drawing his sword, he sliced at a passing fly, which promptly dropped dead in two pieces.

"That's nothing," said Master Koh. Drawing his sword, he made two deft cuts at another passing fly.

Master Foo was highly amused. "What are you talking about?" he sneered. "That fly is still flying."

"Ah yes," replied Master Koh, "but now it can never have children."


*i haven stopped thinking about you, not one bit.. not one moment..
ah.. not sending you mp3s is like not telling you how much i love you everyday...
not sending.. won't give you my love anymore...

but it is unbearable... somehow something just doesn't feel right...