丑人的冷笑话

once, there was a KTV singing competition help in singapore..
alot of tall and handsome guys decided to participate..
all could either sing or dance or both...
and there was an ugly and short guy who decided to sing too..
when it was his turn to go up on stage..
he sang,
"我很丑，可是我可以很久！
我很矮，可是我可以让你骇！"

*haha.. 好冷啊！

a wise person once asked me whether i would give up everything and start all over again..
it is like asking a prostitute who has everything now, to go back being poor and give up her social status..
it is like asking a rich womanizer who is never married, to cut off his dick and let it keep it by a single woman who may never ever surpass his achievements
it is like asking a hopeless criminal who have committed unforgivable sins, to believe there is someone greater than him who is ready to forgive him
it is like asking a depressed druggie who has chose to indulge in sinful pleasures, to open his heart to love someone else more than himself

if men, money or science cannot even solve all these..
don’t u think we need something like.. GOD??????...