cool christmas sms-es

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs u and puts u in a sack don't worry! I told Santa i wanted u for Christmas.. Merry Christmas!

4 stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus anymore.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
Merry Xmas!

Wanted to send u something hot and sexy for Christmas.. But the postman told me to get the stamps off my ass and da fuck out of the letter box..

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat.. I don't often send a card to such an ugly twat.. But text is cheap and times are hard.. So here's your fucking christmas card..

This year i'm going to keep a mistletoe in my back pocket.. So everyone can kiss my ass!! ~Merry Christmas~

U're as fat as Santa Claus.. U're as stupid as a donkey.. U're as shit in bed as a camel.. But u're still the right person for me this Christmas!

Why is a christmas tree better than a woman? When u're done with a christmas tree, u can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away!

* there is nothing sadder in this world..
** than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child..