cool christmas sms-es

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs u and puts u in a sack don't worry! I told Santa i wanted u for Christmas.. Merry Christmas!

4 stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus anymore.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
Merry Xmas!

Wanted to send u something hot and sexy for Christmas.. But the postman told me to get the stamps off my ass and da fuck out of the letter box..

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat.. I don't often send a card to such an ugly twat.. But text is cheap and times are hard.. So here's your fucking christmas card..

This year i'm going to keep a mistletoe in my back pocket.. So everyone can kiss my ass!! ~Merry Christmas~

U're as fat as Santa Claus.. U're as stupid as a donkey.. U're as shit in bed as a camel.. But u're still the right person for me this Christmas!

Why is a christmas tree better than a woman? When u're done with a christmas tree, u can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away!

* there is nothing sadder in this world..
** than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child..

Babyweed Awards 2007

suddenly felt like ranking all the gals ever mentioned on this blog..

the following order is based on looks only:
1st: Max
2nd: Dream Gal
3rd: Miss XX
4th: Memie
5th: The Gal Nobody Knew
6th: Natasha
7th: CWT
8th: Miss XX's Cousin
9th: Meow Meow

other awards:
Prettiest Gal - Max
Best Assets - Dream Gal
Cutest Face - Miss XX
Hottest Body - The Gal Nobody Knew
Smartest Gal - Dream Gal
Best in Cooking - Meow Meow
Best Wifey Material - Miss XX
Worst Wifey Material - Meow Meow
Best Fling - Max
Worst Fling - Memie

* when a man looks at a woman and sees only somebody to go to bed with, he is seeing her in relation to a fulfillment of his own needs..
** it is like looking at cows and thinking only of roast beef..

24

sometimes it is quite hard to imagine i am already 24..
so many people comment i don't behave my age..
my maturity level..
my understanding of life..
i don't deny i was spoiled by mummy since i was young..
i grew up in a fortunate family where i everything i desired was provided..
daddy was pretty strict with me and placed alot of emphasis on my academic..
however i felt it led to me being very rebellious after i was given more freedom..
alot of people tell me i inherit daddy's horrible temper..
who not surprisingly inherit it from his dad..
i wouldn't totally agree i was the cause of all my failed relationships with my other half..
but i have to admit i was more to blame than them..
many times i look back at my mistakes and failures..
telling myself i would try and change for the better in future..
despite so i always seem to end up with the same outcome..
i am fully aware of my good points..
caring..
affectionate..
humourous..
always planning..
always trying to please and surprise..
yet all these are overshadowed..
by my wilfulness..
by my inability to practice more self control with my life..
by my stubbornness when i am unable to obtain the things i want..
by my lack of emotional restraint..
by my petty and bad tempered nature..
i can carry on and continue with many many more..
but i somewhat thankful for the fact..
i am still able to differentiate between good and bad..
at times i am worried that the moral boundaries inside me become so blurred..
that my conscience would cease to judge my ownself..
i detest that lingering guilt whenever i light a cigarette..
neither do i crave as much the diminishing pleasures of alcohol..
but the occasional thoughts of drugs still riddle my body with indescribable excitement..
i wouldn't condemn myself as a hopeless retard..
yet i am unable to live a life i truely believe would make me happy..
some say happiness can only be determined by your ownself..
that it is only by one's own effort that he is able to achieve his happiness..
fight and struggle bravely i always encourage myself..
but i very often give up way too soon..
people like to dream big..
yet most of the time they are unable to live up to their dreams..
come on myself..
one day i'll live up to my own dreams..

* when the going gets tough, the tough get going..
** big shots are only little shots who keep shooting..

a sign

i have not stopped thinking of u since the day u left..
i have tried calling u but u never pick up..
i have tried smsing u but u never reply..
all i yearn is to hear your voice..
even if it is just for a while..
to know u are doing fine back home..
to know if u miss me just a little..
life seems abit more bearable when u were by my side..
now that u are gone..
it is back to the boring old me..
everyday for the last week i would stare at the handphone charm u gave me..
dreaming and thinking of u..
it was the 1st and only present u ever gave me..
though small and insignificant..
it meant so much to me..
it was something i would remember u with..
the times we spent together..
the moments we shared with each other..
however i am letting the memories of us fade away..
as i don't want to be overwhelmed with the sadness of missing u..
as fate has it..
i dropped the charm and it broke..
it no longer hangs on my mobile..
and i've now kept it in my cupboard..
it feels as if this was meant to happen and to happen right now..
as if something or someone is gently telling me to let go..
i am left to ponder maybe this is really going no where..
imagining a future with someone that does not even exist in my life..
i don't wish to be depressed and frustrated over u anymore..
i shall wake up from the lovely dream about us..

* somethings are not meant to be, like the stars and the sea, like you and me..
** between us, there can be no eternity..

Farewell My Love

i sent u off today at the airport..
hugged u a final time before allowing u to leave..
u seemed so anxious to enter the departure gate..
i feel alright..
not as sad as the last time..
i say it as if i am really proud i am not affected..
trust me..
i am feeling a little down..
and i am already missing u..
but i have told myself i won't think of u as much..
i am glad we took many photos today..
u looked so so so beautiful..
somehow i wish i can wake up to your lovely face every morning..
darling..
u are so beautiful..
much more than last time..
and i'm sure even more the next time i see you..
i am so tempted to post your picture up here..
however i won't..
it is only for me and me only..
your pretty face shall be owned by me alone..
u said u might come back again in december..
i can't wait..
can't wait to embrace u in my arms again..
farewell for now..
my baby max..

* you don't love a gal because she is beautiful..
** she is beautiful because you love her..